Vote for Jack [2028]

Don t change horses midstream! Vote for Jack.

Jack had originally planned to run for mayor of Winona, Minnesota, in 2024, but he decided to wait until 2028. He’s currently too preoccupied with the trivialities of politics to care about anything other than eating tater tot hotdish and sipping lutefisk lattes. But don’t be afraid! Please note that the next update to this website will be in January 2028. LOL.

Let’s make politics enjoyable! This isn’t a dirty pool, sir. Good old-fashioned smiles and a hot dish for everyone.

Isn’t it time to support a candidate who has no formal education, political party affiliation, platform, or political experience?

Would you like to assist with the campaign? Please contact us at [email protected].

Does Jack Have Any Experience in Politics?

No way! Indeed, we’re thinking of a catchphrase like: He’s a politician who doesn’t know Jack about politics!

Why the Heck is Jack Running for Mayor?

Kitty asks herself that question nearly every day. The solution is straightforward: we featured a tale about a cute dog named Duke who successfully ran for mayor of a Minnesota town on our travel podcast! Jack reasoned that if he could accomplish it, perhaps I could! Thus, Jack’s campaign was inspired by a successful political career.

In your opinion, will Jack make an excellent mayor in 2028? Please share your thoughts in the space provided for comments below.

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