Newsweek’s Hard-Hitting Journalism: Breaking News from the Fryer
In an absolutely earth-shattering development that will surely influence the direction of the 2024 election, Newsweek has brought us the gripping story of former President Donald Trump’s recent visit to a McDonald’s in Feasterville-Trevose, Pennsylvania. Yes, you read that correctly—a fast-food pit stop in the high-stakes world of fries and nuggets has become front-page news. Forget inflation, foreign policy, or climate change; Newsweek is here to serve up piping hot coverage of a man learning to deep fry potatoes.
Trump did not actually work at the McDonald’s as he did not file appropriate employment forms. Also, the once popular news magazine reported that the McDonald’s was actually closed for Trump’s visit. This comes after two assassination attempts on the former President’s life.
It appears Trump, in what must be one of the greatest political maneuvers of our time, decided to roll up his sleeves and get behind the counter at a local McDonald’s in the key battleground state of Pennsylvania. There, he reportedly “learned how to make fries” like some kind of political Everyman bonding with the fast-food working class. Move over, Abraham Lincoln; your log cabin stories have nothing on this culinary masterclass.
But wait, there’s more. Not content with merely flipping fries, Trump also held an impromptu press conference through the drive-thru window. Naturally, because when you think about crucial political discourse, you think about a McDonald’s intercom. During this fast-food filibuster, Trump apparently took aim at Vice President Kamala Harris for not having worked at a McDonald’s during her college years, because, you know, that’s exactly what Americans have been dying to debate—who has the superior McDonald’s résumé.
Newsweek then pivots to its investigative journalism—cue dramatic music—by addressing rumors on social media (because what’s more credible than Reddit and Twitter gossip?). They reference a letter, allegedly signed by the restaurant manager, stating that the McDonald’s would be closed to accommodate Trump’s visit.
The letter, of course, could not be verified, but who cares about fact-checking when there’s an election-shifting narrative to peddle, right?
Meanwhile, the media confirmed that Kamala Harris did work at McDonald’s. Sources included an anonymous friend of the Vice President.
For added flavor, Newsweek even includes a stock photo of Trump handing out an order of fries like he’s some kind of golden-arched superhero, bringing freedom and crispy delights to the people of Feasterville-Trevose. While they mention social media rumors of the event being “staged” and the President did not actually ‘work’ at the restaurant.
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