In the event of a second Trump presidency, some federal employees might find themselves in search of new careers. While this potential shake-up could leave some out of work, there’s no shortage of creative job opportunities. Here’s a satirical look at five career paths for displaced bureaucrats—complete with a healthy dose of the left’s ideological contradictions.
Crop Picker: Filling the Fields After Deportations
If Trump’s promised crackdown on undocumented immigrants comes to fruition, the agricultural sector may suddenly have an employment boom. Remember those claims that immigrants were taking jobs no American wanted? Turns out, they just opened up some solid opportunities. Former government workers can now roll up their sleeves and get firsthand experience with the honest labor the left claims they champion.
Black Jobs for Everyone: An Equal Opportunity Economy
“Black jobs” dominated political discourse in 2024, but what happens when immigration enforcement clears the playing field? Trump’s insistence on prioritizing citizens in the workforce might finally make room for all nationalities and races to compete for those coveted positions. It’s a curious twist: the same folks criticizing Trump for deporting undocumented workers might soon be thanking him for creating jobs for Americans—of all backgrounds.
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